what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
should my penis look like a turkey
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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