id be glad to
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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