Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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