just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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