just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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