Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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