I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
her vagine was all disorganized.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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