i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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