You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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