belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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