I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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