That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
