So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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