the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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