I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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