I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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