I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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