Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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