I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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