Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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