Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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