Your face is a jimmy john
Nicole vs. Life
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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