I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill