So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.