All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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