We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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