Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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