dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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