somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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