Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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