He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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