I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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