Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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