jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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