That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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