So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I look better un-naked...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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