just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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