i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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