What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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