You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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