We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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