too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All I want is dick and wine.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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