Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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