Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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