Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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