I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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