Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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