Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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