i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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