Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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