another moral hangover. fuck.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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