You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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