I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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