ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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