Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Do plants get herpes?
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