Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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